Тед Ньюсом
Ted Newsom
Дата народження: 3 грудня 1952
Знак зодіаку: Стрілець
Дата смерті: 4 липня 2020 (67 років)
Місце народження: Портленд, Ореґон, США
Зріст: 183 см
Всього фільмів (на сайті): 37
Ролі: актор (27), сценарист ★ 10 (11), продюсер (8), режисер ★ 10 (7), кінематографіст (1), Screenplay (1)
Фільмографія
Знайдено 37 результатів
4.0 Сюжет (англ.)
Amazons from the planet Byphrexia invade Earth, encountering human males. Rivals Diana and Athena navigate challenges and media frenzy while attempting to reunite before returning home. Will they succeed or become Earth celebrities?
Moon Maidens 2 (2024)
Moon Maidens 2
актор
11 листопада 2024 (Світ)
США
1 год 9 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Amazons from the planet Byphrexia invade Earth, encountering human males. Rivals Diana and Athena navigate challenges and media frenzy while attempting to reunite before returning home. Will they succeed or become Earth celebrities?
Сюжет (англ.)
Two average and nerdy college coeds looking for work leave a strip club and are 'beamed-up' to a UFO. They then plea and convince their alien captor to transform them into hot babes.
Sorority Sisters from Space (2023)
Sorority Sisters from Space
актор у ролі Prof. Finkleman
2 березня 2023 (Світ)
США
46 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Two average and nerdy college coeds looking for work leave a strip club and are 'beamed-up' to a UFO. They then plea and convince their alien captor to transform them into hot babes.
Сюжет (англ.)
Take them to your leader. When sexy Moon Maidens invade the bodies of three earth women, they learn the meaning of human sexuality.
Moon Maidens (2023)
Moon Maidens
актор у ролі Ted
2 лютого 2023 (Світ)
США
43 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Take them to your leader. When sexy Moon Maidens invade the bodies of three earth women, they learn the meaning of human sexuality.
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A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail purposes.
Bikini Model Mayhem (2016)
Bikini Model Mayhem
актор у ролі Dr. Issacson
24 січня 2016 (Світ)
США
1 год 21 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail purposes.
Сюжет (англ.)
A documentary about Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus - two movie-obsessed cousins whose passion for cinema changed the way movies were made and marketed - and the tale of how this passion ultimately led to the demise of the company they built together.
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014)
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
16+
зіграв самого себе
6 жовтня 2014 (Світ)
Австралія, США, Франція
1 год 46 хв
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A documentary about Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus - two movie-obsessed cousins whose passion for cinema changed the way movies were made and marketed - and the tale of how this passion ultimately led to the demise of the company they built together.
Сюжет (англ.)
When the Mystic Orb of Atos is disturbed by two warring Amazons they are magically transported from their primitive island in the Dark Ages to the modern world of Los Angeles. Lost in time they continue their campaign of combat as each seeks out the other in an attempt to settle their deadly score once and for all. Their desire to fight is only matched by their desire to conquer every new form of pleasure they encounter.
Sexy Warriors (2014)
Sexy Warriors
16+
актор у ролі Morty
22 квітня 2014 (Світ)
США
1 год 22 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
When the Mystic Orb of Atos is disturbed by two warring Amazons they are magically transported from their primitive island in the Dark Ages to the modern world of Los Angeles. Lost in time they continue their campaign of combat as each seeks out the other in an attempt to settle their deadly score once and for all. Their desire to fight is only matched by their desire to conquer every new form of pleasure they encounter.
Сюжет (англ.)
In Depression-era America, Bonnie Parker met Clyde Barrow over a cup of hot chocolate, and it was love at first sight. Their violent courtship took them through bank robberies, prison and a multi-state crime spree, securing their place in history as one of America's most notorious couples
Bonnie & Clyde: Justified (2013)
Bonnie & Clyde: Justified
12+
актор у ролі Neal
5 листопада 2013 (Світ)
США
1 год 28 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
In Depression-era America, Bonnie Parker met Clyde Barrow over a cup of hot chocolate, and it was love at first sight. Their violent courtship took them through bank robberies, prison and a multi-state crime spree, securing their place in history as one of America's most notorious couples
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A documentary capturing the modern day VHS culture and VHS collectors.
Adjust Your Tracking (2013)
Adjust Your Tracking
зіграв самого себе
5 квітня 2013 (Світ)
США
1 год 24 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A documentary capturing the modern day VHS culture and VHS collectors.
Сюжет (англ.)
Sexy secret agents go undercover (and under the covers) at an erotic magazine to catch a saboteur.
The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (2012)
The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
16+
актор у ролі Tef
3 березня 2012 (Світ)
США
1 год 21 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Sexy secret agents go undercover (and under the covers) at an erotic magazine to catch a saboteur.
Сюжет
Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Michelle Bauer is not happy about it. Christine Nguyen and her husband have irked the neighbors with their sexual sorcery. Holly Sampson has come down from sexual witch heaven to help Christine navigate the modern world. She imports Cleopatra for reasons that are too ridiculous to mention. It all ends with a lot of mediocre sex and a great ad campaign for Christine's husband. But I'm with Bauer. Her neighbors are bringing down property value in the softcore neighborhood.
Sexual Witchcraft (2011)
Sexual Witchcraft
16+
актор у ролі Cooper
18 жовтня 2011 (Світ)
США
1 год 22 хв
Читати опис
Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Michelle Bauer is not happy about it. Christine Nguyen and her husband have irked the neighbors with their sexual sorcery. Holly Sampson has come down from sexual witch heaven to help Christine navigate the modern world. She imports Cleopatra for reasons that are too ridiculous to mention. It all ends with a lot of mediocre sex and a great ad campaign for Christine's husband. But I'm with Bauer. Her neighbors are bringing down property value in the softcore neighborhood.
Сюжет (англ.)
Three girls living in Los Angeles, CA in the 1980s found cult fame when they "accidentally" transitioned from models to B-movie actresses, coinciding with the major direct-to-video horror film boom of the era. Known as "The Terrifying Trio," Linnea Quigley (The Return of the Living Dead), Brinke Stevens (The Slumber Party Massacre) and Michelle Bauer (The Tomb), headlined upwards of ten films per year, fending off men in rubber monster suits, pubescent teenage boys, and deadly showers. They joined together in campy cult films like Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1988) and Nightmare Sisters (1987). They traveled all over the world, met President Reagan, and built mini-empires of trading cards, comic books, and model kits. Then it all came crashing down. This documentary remembers these actresses - and their most common collaborators - on how smart they were to play stupid.
Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era (2011)
Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era
16+
зіграв самого себе
5 травня 2011 (Світ)
США
1 год 3 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Three girls living in Los Angeles, CA in the 1980s found cult fame when they "accidentally" transitioned from models to B-movie actresses, coinciding with the major direct-to-video horror film boom of the era. Known as "The Terrifying Trio," Linnea Quigley (The Return of the Living Dead), Brinke Stevens (The Slumber Party Massacre) and Michelle Bauer (The Tomb), headlined upwards of ten films per year, fending off men in rubber monster suits, pubescent teenage boys, and deadly showers. They joined together in campy cult films like Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1988) and Nightmare Sisters (1987). They traveled all over the world, met President Reagan, and built mini-empires of trading cards, comic books, and model kits. Then it all came crashing down. This documentary remembers these actresses - and their most common collaborators - on how smart they were to play stupid.
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The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them very horny. The professor who invented it gets fired because the dean thinks he's just a dirty old man; however, he gets a chance to use his invention for good.
Bikini Time Machine (2011)
Bikini Time Machine
актор у ролі Watergate
15 березня 2011 (Світ)
США
1 год 21 хв
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The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them very horny. The professor who invented it gets fired because the dean thinks he's just a dirty old man; however, he gets a chance to use his invention for good.
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A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an appetite for human blood in one of the sexiest night clubs around. With a gang of vampire strippers led by the lovely Tabitha it's a dusk-to-dawn marathon of sex, rock and roll, and more sex! Who will survive and what will left of them?
Twilight Vamps (2010)
Twilight Vamps
актор у ролі Detective Simpson
19 грудня 2010 (Світ)
США
1 год 21 хв
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A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an appetite for human blood in one of the sexiest night clubs around. With a gang of vampire strippers led by the lovely Tabitha it's a dusk-to-dawn marathon of sex, rock and roll, and more sex! Who will survive and what will left of them?
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Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros (2010)
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
16+
актор у ролі Mr. Martin
2 березня 2010 (Світ)
США
1 год 22 хв
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Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!
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Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans via high stakes poker games.
Bikini Royale (2008)
Bikini Royale
актор у ролі Newton
1 липня 2008 (Світ)
США
1 год 15 хв
Читати опис
Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans via high stakes poker games.
Сюжет (англ.)
Aliens Tantella and Gorath plan to invade Earth using the vortex of a cosmic storm, capture the greatest scientific minds and drain their knowledge, and then conquer the world. Eriko, a failing college coed who wastes all her time reading comic books and daydreaming, gets a bump on the head and wakes up in an alternate universe where she is given a talisman which can transform her into Super Ninja Doll upon command. After waking, Eriko visits the Bureau of Scientific Strangeness, where government agents are paid to listen to crackpot stories, and they provide her with info about the female scientist who's the next likely abduction target. Eriko turns into Super Ninja Doll and races off to thwart the aliens.
Super Ninja Bikini Babes (2007)
Super Ninja Bikini Babes
16+
актор у ролі Agent Canola
15 серпня 2007 (Світ)
США
1 год 18 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Aliens Tantella and Gorath plan to invade Earth using the vortex of a cosmic storm, capture the greatest scientific minds and drain their knowledge, and then conquer the world. Eriko, a failing college coed who wastes all her time reading comic books and daydreaming, gets a bump on the head and wakes up in an alternate universe where she is given a talisman which can transform her into Super Ninja Doll upon command. After waking, Eriko visits the Bureau of Scientific Strangeness, where government agents are paid to listen to crackpot stories, and they provide her with info about the female scientist who's the next likely abduction target. Eriko turns into Super Ninja Doll and races off to thwart the aliens.
Сюжет (англ.)
The Lair is a private gay club run by vampires, who use the club as a source for attractive young men to feed from. Thom, a local journalist in the small island town begins digging into the...
The Lair (2007—2009)
The Lair
16+
Серіал 3 сезони, 28 епізодів
Завершений
актор у ролі Dr. Cooper
1 серпня 2007 (Світ)
США
30 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
The Lair is a private gay club run by vampires, who use the club as a source for attractive young men to feed from. Thom, a local journalist in the small island town begins digging into the...
Сюжет (англ.)
In 1692 Salem an accused witch (Beverly Lynne) is rescued at the last moment by the Sisterhood of Witches and transported to the modern day where she assume the life of a Plain Jane ...
Bewitched Housewives (2007)
Bewitched Housewives
актор у ролі Brother Hopkins
8 квітня 2007 (Світ)
США
1 год 16 хв
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In 1692 Salem an accused witch (Beverly Lynne) is rescued at the last moment by the Sisterhood of Witches and transported to the modern day where she assume the life of a Plain Jane ...
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A brain-dead sheriff, a stolid secret agent and a sexy scientist team with a grumpy retired monster fighter to battle a 60 foot, three-eyed cross between man and dinosaur.
The Naked Monster (2005)
The Naked Monster
сценарист, продюсер, режисер, актор у ролі Hospital Orderly
22 квітня 2005 (Світ)
США
1 год 40 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A brain-dead sheriff, a stolid secret agent and a sexy scientist team with a grumpy retired monster fighter to battle a 60 foot, three-eyed cross between man and dinosaur.
Сюжет (англ.)
Once, Ruby, Crystal and Jade were on top of the world. Now they're desperate for a comeback. When a mysterious millionaire offers them a world tour, they jump at the chance. But there are a few strings attached, and soon these sexy sirens are in hot water. With the help of an undercover agent, they're about to prove that you don't toy with the Sapphire Girls.
Sapphire Girls (2003)
Sapphire Girls
16+
Screenplay, актор у ролі Irish Priest
14 жовтня 2003 (Світ)
США
1 год 18 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Once, Ruby, Crystal and Jade were on top of the world. Now they're desperate for a comeback. When a mysterious millionaire offers them a world tour, they jump at the chance. But there are a few strings attached, and soon these sexy sirens are in hot water. With the help of an undercover agent, they're about to prove that you don't toy with the Sapphire Girls.
Сюжет (англ.)
Randolph Carter moves into a squalid boarding house in the summer of 1925 where he becomes friends with a mysterious doctor who revives him after a near-fatal heart attack. Soon after, ...
Сюжет (англ.)
Kyle is 18, an aspiring poet hoping to find inspiration by moving to the arty Silver Lake neighborhood of LA, and maybe love too. On day one, he finds a funky coffee shop, where he hopes to do some writing, but instead meets an older hunk.
Leather Jacket Love Story (1997)
Leather Jacket Love Story
актор у ролі Silver Lake Cafe Patron
20 лютого 1998 (Світ)
США
1 год 25 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Kyle is 18, an aspiring poet hoping to find inspiration by moving to the arty Silver Lake neighborhood of LA, and maybe love too. On day one, he finds a funky coffee shop, where he hopes to do some writing, but instead meets an older hunk.
Сюжет (англ.)
When a beautiful photo model disappears, police track the photographer who last saw her. At his trial, the model herself tells her side of the story.
Whispers from a Shallow Grave (2006)
Whispers from a Shallow Grave
кінематографіст, сценарист, режисер, продюсер, актор у ролі The Defense Attorney
1 січня 1997 (Світ)
США
1 год 30 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
When a beautiful photo model disappears, police track the photographer who last saw her. At his trial, the model herself tells her side of the story.
Сюжет (англ.)
Clips from Horror Films.
100 Years of Horror (1996—1997)
100 Years of Horror
16+
Серіал 1 сезон, 26 епізодів
Відео
Завершений
продюсер, сценарист, режисер
12 грудня 1996 (Світ)
США
5 год 43 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Clips from Horror Films.
Сюжет (англ.)
100 Years of Horror looks at the female stars of horror cinema including Jamie Lee Curtis and Fay Ray.
100 Years of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
100 Years of Horror: Scream Queens
продюсер, сценарист
1 січня 1996 (Світ)
США
24 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
100 Years of Horror looks at the female stars of horror cinema including Jamie Lee Curtis and Fay Ray.Сюжет (англ.)
N/A
100 Years of Horror: The Count and Company (1996)
100 Years of Horror: The Count and Company
продюсер, сценарист
1 січня 1996 (Світ)
США
48 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
N/A
Сюжет (англ.)
A magazine centerfold overdoses on a beauty-enhancement drug and grows 60 feet tall.
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
16+
актор у ролі Guard #1
1 січня 1995 (Світ)
США
1 год 24 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A magazine centerfold overdoses on a beauty-enhancement drug and grows 60 feet tall.
Сюжет (англ.)
The history of Hammer Films and their legacy, narrated by the studio's most beloved stars, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
Flesh and Blood: The Hammer Heritage of Horror (1994)
Flesh and Blood: The Hammer Heritage of Horror
режисер, сценарист, продюсер
6 серпня 1994 (Світ)
США, Велика Британія
1 год 40 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
The history of Hammer Films and their legacy, narrated by the studio's most beloved stars, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.Коментарі:
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