Крістоффер Йонер
Kristoffer Joner
Дата народження: 19 вересня 1972 (53 роки)
Знак зодіаку: Діва
Місце народження: Ставангер, Норвегія
Зріст: 179 см
Всього фільмів (на сайті): 62
Ролі: актор
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Знайдено 62 результати
5.2 Сюжет (англ.)
Two girls meet on the Internet. Veronica and Cecilie are carrying different stories, but they have a common goal: To disappear. They meet up and go on a weekend trip to Veronica's hyper ...
The Bambi Effect (2011)
The Bambi Effect
актор у ролі Jonas
22 липня 2011 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 15 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Two girls meet on the Internet. Veronica and Cecilie are carrying different stories, but they have a common goal: To disappear. They meet up and go on a weekend trip to Veronica's hyper ...
Сюжет (англ.)
Norwegian sex comedy about a high school in the small village Ødvåg where everyone is preparing for graduation and the big graduation party in south parts of Norway. But someone steals the ...
Help, We Are Graduating! (2011)
Help, We Are Graduating!
12+
актор у ролі Lensmann Bølseth
15 квітня 2011 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 28 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Norwegian sex comedy about a high school in the small village Ødvåg where everyone is preparing for graduation and the big graduation party in south parts of Norway. But someone steals the ...
Сюжет (англ.)
After an unintentional "holiday" in prison, Ali has had enough. He has a plan which can't go wrong. He's gonna be a lawful citizen. All he needs is a race course, a circus and a money transport.
Tomme tønner 2 - Det brune gullet (2011)
Tomme tønner 2 - Det brune gullet
12+
актор у ролі Finish
7 січня 2011 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 31 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
After an unintentional "holiday" in prison, Ali has had enough. He has a plan which can't go wrong. He's gonna be a lawful citizen. All he needs is a race course, a circus and a money transport.
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Правдива історія безславної виправної колонії для хлопчиків у Норвегії, що починається з приїзду сімнадцятирічного Ерлінга, за чутками — убивці. Він одразу ж конфліктує з наглядачем колонії, який був переконаний у тому, що фізична праця, жорстка дисципліна і суворе покарання — єдині методи, здатні зробити з хлопчиків чесних членів суспільства. Відмовляючись терпіти постійні приниження, Ерлінг поступово пробуджує решту хлопців та закликає до боротьби.
Король острова Бастой (2010)
King of Devil's Island
16+
актор у ролі Husfar Bråthen
16 грудня 2010 (Світ)
Норвегія, Франція, Швеція, Польща
1 год 56 хв
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Правдива історія безславної виправної колонії для хлопчиків у Норвегії, що починається з приїзду сімнадцятирічного Ерлінга, за чутками — убивці. Він одразу ж конфліктує з наглядачем колонії, який був переконаний у тому, що фізична праця, жорстка дисципліна і суворе покарання — єдині методи, здатні зробити з хлопчиків чесних членів суспільства. Відмовляючись терпіти постійні приниження, Ерлінг поступово пробуджує решту хлопців та закликає до боротьби.
Сюжет (англ.)
Dag is a Norwegian comedy series about a marriage counselor who think people should live in solitude. He hates spending time with other people, except from his friend Benedict who is struggling to be faithful in his own relationship. Dags life changes when his well-meaning sister, Marianne, forces him to go on his nineteenth blind-date with her old childhood friend, Eva.
Dag (2010—2015)
Dag
12+
Серіал 4 сезони, 40 епізодів
Завершений
актор у ролі Kristoffer
30 вересня 2010 (Світ)
Норвегія
23 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Dag is a Norwegian comedy series about a marriage counselor who think people should live in solitude. He hates spending time with other people, except from his friend Benedict who is struggling to be faithful in his own relationship. Dags life changes when his well-meaning sister, Marianne, forces him to go on his nineteenth blind-date with her old childhood friend, Eva.
Сюжет (англ.)
Mona has just moved to a new town and a new job, when she witness a grisly murder. She's shocked but also fascinated, and when the police won't listen, she starts her own investigations.
Сюжет (англ.)
Is the fjord witch just a legend or could it be that Satan's bride lives within the woods of Grytefjord? Does Tordenskjold find himself or perhaps somebody completely else? Who would win a fight between Jesus and Harry potter? These
Kurt Josef Wagle og legenden om Fjordheksa (2010)
Kurt Josef Wagle og legenden om Fjordheksa
12+
актор у ролі Gregor Hykkerud
5 березня 2010 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 22 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Is the fjord witch just a legend or could it be that Satan's bride lives within the woods of Grytefjord? Does Tordenskjold find himself or perhaps somebody completely else? Who would win a fight between Jesus and Harry potter? These
Сюжет (англ.)
A plane engine explodes. A plane goes down towards the ground. It looks like the end for the people aboard. But for some of them, it is a new beginning. Up in the air between Stockholm and ...
Сюжет (англ.)
Three small-time criminals finally get the chance to climb the ladder - but manages to f@#% it all up in royal manners.
Tomme tønner (2010)
Tomme tønner
12+
актор у ролі Finish
8 січня 2010 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 27 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Three small-time criminals finally get the chance to climb the ladder - but manages to f@#% it all up in royal manners.
Сюжет (англ.)
Stavanger is no longer a small fishing town on the West Coast, priding itself on titles like "oil capital" and "culture capital." People are wealthier, the cars more expensive and the ...
Rottenetter (2009)
Rottenetter
12+
актор у ролі Frank Kristiansen
4 вересня 2009 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 34 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Stavanger is no longer a small fishing town on the West Coast, priding itself on titles like "oil capital" and "culture capital." People are wealthier, the cars more expensive and the ...
Сюжет (англ.)
Painful memories arise when Kai Koss goes back to his childhood home after 19 years and inherits his dead mother's house.
Сюжет (англ.)
1979 is ending, the 80s are approaching rapidly. Carl and Robert, two slacker best friends who smoke hashish as a way of cheerful living - have been peddling hashish for a decade, hitting an all time high with this last batch: 45 Kilos of pure, high grade Nepalese Hashish destined for the draught-dry Oslo streets. In their own eyes they are not criminals they simply provide the life-essential drug to a suffering population. But then Glenn comes along, their friend and ambitious financial-backer-destined-to-be-a-yuppie. He has plans to make this deal even bigger than they have been led to believe. Following the delivery of the hashish, the police are on their tail for heroin-smuggling a fact they cannot explain as they both hate heroin and would never touch the drug. Finally they both awake from their self-induced haze, and fight back in a hilarious, suspenseful and dramatic ending.
The Last Joint Venture (2008)
The Last Joint Venture
12+
актор у ролі Carl
29 серпня 2008 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 30 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
1979 is ending, the 80s are approaching rapidly. Carl and Robert, two slacker best friends who smoke hashish as a way of cheerful living - have been peddling hashish for a decade, hitting an all time high with this last batch: 45 Kilos of pure, high grade Nepalese Hashish destined for the draught-dry Oslo streets. In their own eyes they are not criminals they simply provide the life-essential drug to a suffering population. But then Glenn comes along, their friend and ambitious financial-backer-destined-to-be-a-yuppie. He has plans to make this deal even bigger than they have been led to believe. Following the delivery of the hashish, the police are on their tail for heroin-smuggling a fact they cannot explain as they both hate heroin and would never touch the drug. Finally they both awake from their self-induced haze, and fight back in a hilarious, suspenseful and dramatic ending.
Сюжет (англ.)
A teenage boy loses his footing when he finds himself drawn to the new boy in class.
The Man Who Loved Yngve (2008)
The Man Who Loved Yngve
12+
актор у ролі Frisør Tom
15 лютого 2008 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 37 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A teenage boy loses his footing when he finds himself drawn to the new boy in class.Сюжет (англ.)
An intense hijacking of a prisoner transfer van which leads to a formation of a secret police unit called HUNTER. The officers in this specialized group don't always go by the book but they often get solid results. The leader is Dan
Kodenavn Hunter (2007)
Kodenavn Hunter
Серіал 1 сезон, 0 епізодів
Завершений
актор у ролі 'Jonna'
4 січня 2007 (Світ)
Норвегія
60 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
An intense hijacking of a prisoner transfer van which leads to a formation of a secret police unit called HUNTER. The officers in this specialized group don't always go by the book but they often get solid results. The leader is DanСюжет (англ.)
Shows exclusive information on how teens can be in the motion picture industry.
Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition (2006—)
Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition
6+
Серіал 2 сезони, 2 епізоди
Поновлений серіал
зіграв самого себе
30 вересня 2006 (Світ)
США
30 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Shows exclusive information on how teens can be in the motion picture industry.
Сюжет (англ.)
A drama focused on Norwegian society in the 1970s, an era dominated by Marxism and Leninism.
Comrade Pedersen (2006)
Comrade Pedersen
12+
актор у ролі Gymnaslærer Knut Pedersen
24 лютого 2006 (Світ)
Норвегія
2 год 3 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A drama focused on Norwegian society in the 1970s, an era dominated by Marxism and Leninism.
Сюжет (англ.)
Following her son's death, Victoria moves to a small community to work as a doctor at the local clinic. She attempts to forget and move on with her life but find it impossible when a local boy is found dead in the snow and Victoria must tell the boy's parents. Police quickly explains it as an accident but Victoria finds that there is something strange about the whole affair.
Kissed by Winter (2005)
Kissed by Winter
12+
актор у ролі Kai
10 листопада 2005 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 24 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Following her son's death, Victoria moves to a small community to work as a doctor at the local clinic. She attempts to forget and move on with her life but find it impossible when a local boy is found dead in the snow and Victoria must tell the boy's parents. Police quickly explains it as an accident but Victoria finds that there is something strange about the whole affair.
Сюжет (англ.)
"Made In Hollywood" provides an inside look at the new movie and DVD releases, bringing superstar talent and Hollywood magic to you.
Зроблено в Голлівуді (2005—)
Made in Hollywood
6+
Серіал 16 сезонів, 149 епізодів
Ток-шоу
Поновлений серіал
зіграв самого себе
30 вересня 2005 (Світ)
США
60 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
"Made In Hollywood" provides an inside look at the new movie and DVD releases, bringing superstar talent and Hollywood magic to you.Сюжет (англ.)
A student, Harald, joins a group of people who play 'spin the bottle', but with unordinary assignments.
Сюжет (англ.)
After Ingrid leaves John, he allows himself to be pulled into a mystical and scary world where it is impossible to separate truth from lies.
Сюжет (англ.)
A quirky romantic drama set in remote coastal Norway takes the viewer on a tumultuous ride through surfing aspirations, extreme weather and love.
Monster Thursday (2004)
Monster Thursday
актор у ролі Lege
15 жовтня 2004 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 39 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A quirky romantic drama set in remote coastal Norway takes the viewer on a tumultuous ride through surfing aspirations, extreme weather and love.
Сюжет (англ.)
A pizza delivery boy must balance the needs of his sick mother, his mentally retarded friend, and the comatose girl of his dreams.
This is the Song you Need (2004)
This is the Song you Need
12+
актор у ролі Egil Hjelmeland
20 серпня 2004 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 30 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
A pizza delivery boy must balance the needs of his sick mother, his mentally retarded friend, and the comatose girl of his dreams.
Сюжет (англ.)
An unfortunate bank robber takes an escaped mental patient, wanted for murder, as hostage.
Cry in the Woods (2004)
Cry in the Woods
16+
актор у ролі Erkki Jorma
2 квітня 2004 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 46 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
An unfortunate bank robber takes an escaped mental patient, wanted for murder, as hostage.
Сюжет (англ.)
Bent is a man who finds comfort in stability and safety, but when a woman moves into his building, he decides to make a change in his life, something his hairdresser does not like one bit.
My Jealous Barber (2004)
My Jealous Barber
актор у ролі Christian
1 січня 2004 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 12 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Bent is a man who finds comfort in stability and safety, but when a woman moves into his building, he decides to make a change in his life, something his hairdresser does not like one bit.
Сюжет (англ.)
The crew of the TV show "Real TV" with controlling boss Gunnar on the front line will soon begin production of a reality show for which participants are selected to survive in the wilderness. Gunnar has gathered a production team of four people: The friends Lasse and Per , the Swedish girl Elin and the new girl Sara. To test his new employees, Gunnar takes them to a log cabin where he used to spend summers as a kid. The cabin is located far away from civilisation, hidden in the dark, mysterious woods. The team has to make it through a weekend, finding food that nature has to offer, and neither cellular phones nor cigarettes are allowed. When Lasse and Per find a dead body in a lake near the cottage, the group is being tested. Gunnar is suggesting that they should continue the weekend without mentioning anything to Sara and Elin about what they found. But soon the team experiences some escalating incidents which lead to paranoia, accusations and mistrust.
Dark Woods (2003)
Dark Woods
16+
актор у ролі Lasse
21 лютого 2003 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 25 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
The crew of the TV show "Real TV" with controlling boss Gunnar on the front line will soon begin production of a reality show for which participants are selected to survive in the wilderness. Gunnar has gathered a production team of four people: The friends Lasse and Per , the Swedish girl Elin and the new girl Sara. To test his new employees, Gunnar takes them to a log cabin where he used to spend summers as a kid. The cabin is located far away from civilisation, hidden in the dark, mysterious woods. The team has to make it through a weekend, finding food that nature has to offer, and neither cellular phones nor cigarettes are allowed. When Lasse and Per find a dead body in a lake near the cottage, the group is being tested. Gunnar is suggesting that they should continue the weekend without mentioning anything to Sara and Elin about what they found. But soon the team experiences some escalating incidents which lead to paranoia, accusations and mistrust.
Сюжет (англ.)
Reidar is a resident at Solihøgda psychiatric institution. He is expecting the Earth to be hit by a huge meteor any time now, but until then he is busy trying to keep his fellow patient, ...
Falling Sky (2002)
Falling Sky
12+
актор у ролі Reidar
18 жовтня 2002 (Світ)
Норвегія, Данія
1 год 23 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Reidar is a resident at Solihøgda psychiatric institution. He is expecting the Earth to be hit by a huge meteor any time now, but until then he is busy trying to keep his fellow patient, ...
Сюжет (англ.)
Pia is coming home for Christmas after traveling in England for about 6 months. She wants to catch up with her boyfriend, Kristoffer, who was supposed to have joined her on the trip, but ...
Mongoland (2001)
Mongoland
12+
актор у ролі Kristoffer
26 січня 2001 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 24 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Pia is coming home for Christmas after traveling in England for about 6 months. She wants to catch up with her boyfriend, Kristoffer, who was supposed to have joined her on the trip, but ...
Сюжет (англ.)
Daniel Jul is a 28 year old psychiatrist, still living with his mom. He and his friend Ronny have one thing in common, they like searching for metallic objects in the ground. One day they find a jewel with the name "Janne" imprinted. This is the beginning of something big for Daniel. His life will never be the same. He's about to discover a lot of hidden secrets, about himself and others.
Detector (2000)
Detector
12+
актор у ролі Jørgen
25 серпня 2000 (Світ)
Норвегія
1 год 44 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Daniel Jul is a 28 year old psychiatrist, still living with his mom. He and his friend Ronny have one thing in common, they like searching for metallic objects in the ground. One day they find a jewel with the name "Janne" imprinted. This is the beginning of something big for Daniel. His life will never be the same. He's about to discover a lot of hidden secrets, about himself and others.
Сюжет (англ.)
Norwegian program with entertainment news from home and abroad.
God kveld Norge (1997—)
God kveld Norge
Серіал 6 сезонів, 92 епізоди
Ток-шоу
Поновлений серіал
актор у ролі Self - Interviewee
1 серпня 1997 (Світ)
Норвегія
30 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
Norwegian program with entertainment news from home and abroad.Коментарі:
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