6.2 Сюжет
Прекрасна чорна комедія - це варто подивитися. Бені - власник маленької закусочної відсидів за гратами 5 років за невдале пограбування ювелірного магазина. І ось, нарешті, вийшовши з в'язниці він дізнається, що його друг, Макс, важко хворий. Щоб врятувати друга він зважується на пограбування банку. Разом з Коєном - страшним бабієм, закоханим в химерну Катю, яка постійно доставляє купу проблем Коєну і Бені.
Датські бандюгани (2005)
Too Fat Too Furious
16+
3 лютого 2005 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 28 хв
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Прекрасна чорна комедія - це варто подивитися. Бені - власник маленької закусочної відсидів за гратами 5 років за невдале пограбування ювелірного магазина. І ось, нарешті, вийшовши з в'язниці він дізнається, що його друг, Макс, важко хворий. Щоб врятувати друга він зважується на пограбування банку. Разом з Коєном - страшним бабієм, закоханим в химерну Катю, яка постійно доставляє купу проблем Коєну і Бені.
Сюжет (англ.)
For years, well-integrated ethnic Moroccon Amsterdam screw-up Youssef lied his way trough life, including his ma's matching efforts. Slick wheeler-dealer Rick recruits the born liar for his firm, an 'alibi office' which helps people get away with cheating on their partners. Youssef soon becomes disguise genius Sander's best mate. Things get tricky when both Rick and Youssef fall in love with airhead waitress Andrea and Rick orders Youssef to arrange his alibi for cheating on his wife, unsuspecting lawyer Tanya.
Alibi (2008)
Alibi
13 лютого 2008 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 26 хв
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For years, well-integrated ethnic Moroccon Amsterdam screw-up Youssef lied his way trough life, including his ma's matching efforts. Slick wheeler-dealer Rick recruits the born liar for his firm, an 'alibi office' which helps people get away with cheating on their partners. Youssef soon becomes disguise genius Sander's best mate. Things get tricky when both Rick and Youssef fall in love with airhead waitress Andrea and Rick orders Youssef to arrange his alibi for cheating on his wife, unsuspecting lawyer Tanya.
Сюжет (англ.)
In an attempt to escape mediocracy, grade school teacher Bert decides to do something special: he's going to make a documentary about...something.
De ontgoocheling (2006)
De ontgoocheling
27 вересня 2006 (Світ)
Нідерланди
32 хв
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In an attempt to escape mediocracy, grade school teacher Bert decides to do something special: he's going to make a documentary about...something.
Сюжет (англ.)
Ernst and Bobbie try to save the forest from a man who wants to lay asphalt all over the Netherlands and Belgium, but they have to complete his three challenges first.
Ernst, Bobbie en de geslepen Onix (2007)
Ernst, Bobbie en de geslepen Onix
14 лютого 2007 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 5 хв
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Ernst and Bobbie try to save the forest from a man who wants to lay asphalt all over the Netherlands and Belgium, but they have to complete his three challenges first.
Сюжет (англ.)
Thijs uses the money he's offered to organize his best mate Ben's wedding to finance his own restaurant.
Love Trap (2004)
Love Trap
15 лютого 2004 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 35 хв
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Thijs uses the money he's offered to organize his best mate Ben's wedding to finance his own restaurant.
Сюжет (англ.)
A weekend in the life of a bizarre family in the sixties. Their lives will never be the same after it.
Suzy Q (1999)
Suzy Q
9 березня 1999 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 22 хв
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A weekend in the life of a bizarre family in the sixties. Their lives will never be the same after it.
Сюжет (англ.)
Feature film about love and relationships in Amsterdam, consisting of an ingeniously interwoven plot of several stories and characters. Together with the feature SIMON (2004) this one is part of Terstall's trilogy about the liberties of the present Dutch society.
Sextet (2007)
Sextet
13 вересня 2007 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 36 хв
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Feature film about love and relationships in Amsterdam, consisting of an ingeniously interwoven plot of several stories and characters. Together with the feature SIMON (2004) this one is part of Terstall's trilogy about the liberties of the present Dutch society.
Сюжет (англ.)
In Rent a Friend the talented painter ARTHUR is suffering from an artist's block. Alfred does not bother about becoming rich and famous. He sticks to painting bright coloured Mexican hats. ...
Rent a Friend (2000)
Rent a Friend
12+
3 лютого 2000 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 30 хв
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In Rent a Friend the talented painter ARTHUR is suffering from an artist's block. Alfred does not bother about becoming rich and famous. He sticks to painting bright coloured Mexican hats. ...
Сюжет (англ.)
A mild-mannered gay dentist and a hedonist womanizer rekindle their unlikely friendship when the latter's terminal cancer drives them back together after a decade apart.
Simon (2004)
Simon
12+
30 вересня 2004 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 42 хв
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A mild-mannered gay dentist and a hedonist womanizer rekindle their unlikely friendship when the latter's terminal cancer drives them back together after a decade apart.
Сюжет (англ.)
A romantic comedy about the adventures of Nordip Doenia, a clever young Moroccan guy in The Netherlands. His parents destine him for great things, but Nordip clearly has different ideas. He takes up a simple job far below his level as a dishwasher in a big motel. There, he falls in love with Agnes, the niece of the motel owner. But Agnes faces the same parental pressure as Nordip: she is destined to take over the motel in the future, but she doesn't have ambitions for this. The love relationship between Nordip and Agnes is doomed to failure, unless Nordip can convince Agnes in going her own way, against her parent's wishes.
Schnitzel Paradise (2005)
Schnitzel Paradise
8 вересня 2005 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 22 хв
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A romantic comedy about the adventures of Nordip Doenia, a clever young Moroccan guy in The Netherlands. His parents destine him for great things, but Nordip clearly has different ideas. He takes up a simple job far below his level as a dishwasher in a big motel. There, he falls in love with Agnes, the niece of the motel owner. But Agnes faces the same parental pressure as Nordip: she is destined to take over the motel in the future, but she doesn't have ambitions for this. The love relationship between Nordip and Agnes is doomed to failure, unless Nordip can convince Agnes in going her own way, against her parent's wishes.
Сюжет (англ.)
Abdullah 'Ap' Bentarek may be happy that, unlike his Uncle Yusuf who stayed in the ancestral Moroccan mountain village, his own father, Ali, moved to the Netherlands. However, the boy has lousy friends, who are his partners in crime (in the legal sense), and unrealistic expectations at the employment office. Even when a relative gets him the office job he claimed to crave in the very bank his mates dream of robbing, he messes it up in a single day and rejoins the louts. Meanwhile his sister Leila refuses to be married off, and kid brother Driss abuses father's ignorance of the Dutch language to pretend the school's complaints about him are compliments.
Hush Hush Baby (2004)
Hush Hush Baby
29 січня 2004 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 29 хв
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Abdullah 'Ap' Bentarek may be happy that, unlike his Uncle Yusuf who stayed in the ancestral Moroccan mountain village, his own father, Ali, moved to the Netherlands. However, the boy has lousy friends, who are his partners in crime (in the legal sense), and unrealistic expectations at the employment office. Even when a relative gets him the office job he claimed to crave in the very bank his mates dream of robbing, he messes it up in a single day and rejoins the louts. Meanwhile his sister Leila refuses to be married off, and kid brother Driss abuses father's ignorance of the Dutch language to pretend the school's complaints about him are compliments.
Сюжет (англ.)
Vox Populi is a black comedy about an experienced politician suffering from a midlife crisis. When he comes into contact with the common-man's logic of his new in-laws, this has a far-reaching effect on both his political and his personal life.
Vox Populi (2008)
Vox Populi
23 жовтня 2008 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 40 хв
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Vox Populi is a black comedy about an experienced politician suffering from a midlife crisis. When he comes into contact with the common-man's logic of his new in-laws, this has a far-reaching effect on both his political and his personal life.
Сюжет (англ.)
When three wealthy women hire a hit man to get rid of one of their cheating husbands, everything goes wrong.
Killer Babes (2007)
Killer Babes
12+
20 грудня 2007 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 40 хв
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When three wealthy women hire a hit man to get rid of one of their cheating husbands, everything goes wrong.
Сюжет (англ.)
The bumpy love lives of four Amsterdam couples intersect during the days leading up to Dutch national holiday Sinterklaas.
Love Is All (2007)
Love Is All
10 жовтня 2007 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 50 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
The bumpy love lives of four Amsterdam couples intersect during the days leading up to Dutch national holiday Sinterklaas.
Сюжет (англ.)
Ten years after her failed marriage, recently fired mother Ellis 'El' Vermeulen and preteen son Thijs get peanuts while her ex spends everything on new flame Mirella. She finally takes Joane Collins' amoral course 'How To Marry A Millionaire'. She actually gets socialites interested, including hunk Gijs, a fine substitute dad for Thijs. Of course there is a catch.
Ellis in Glamourland (2004)
Ellis in Glamourland
24 вересня 2004 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 35 хв
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Ten years after her failed marriage, recently fired mother Ellis 'El' Vermeulen and preteen son Thijs get peanuts while her ex spends everything on new flame Mirella. She finally takes Joane Collins' amoral course 'How To Marry A Millionaire'. She actually gets socialites interested, including hunk Gijs, a fine substitute dad for Thijs. Of course there is a catch.
Сюжет (англ.)
Struggling to prevent their monastery from being turned into a fancy wellness resort, a group of monks have their world turned upside down when an actual miracle happens on their grounds.
Miracle Monks (2014)
Miracle Monks
2 жовтня 2014 (Світ)
Нідерланди, Бельгія
1 год 30 хв
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Struggling to prevent their monastery from being turned into a fancy wellness resort, a group of monks have their world turned upside down when an actual miracle happens on their grounds.
Сюжет (англ.)
Ome Cor is een oud havenarbeider, die een tikkie gefraudeerd heeft met zijn arbeidsongeschiktheidsuitkering. Als dit aan het licht komt zijn de gevolgen niet te overzien. Gaat het ome Cor lukken om zijn leven weer op de rit te kri...
Ome Cor (2022)
Ome Cor
13 грудня 2022 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 28 хв
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Ome Cor is een oud havenarbeider, die een tikkie gefraudeerd heeft met zijn arbeidsongeschiktheidsuitkering. Als dit aan het licht komt zijn de gevolgen niet te overzien. Gaat het ome Cor lukken om zijn leven weer op de rit te kri...
Сюжет (англ.)
A Dutch sitcom, a spin-off of the US TV show "The Honeymooners."
Those Were the Days (2014)
Those Were the Days
10 квітня 2014 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 27 хв
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A Dutch sitcom, a spin-off of the US TV show "The Honeymooners."
Сюжет
Сором'язливий 11-річний хлопчик Ґос живе разом зі своїм батьком-художником Класом в заміському будинку. Мати дитини недавно померла. Ґос відправляється на шкільну екскурсію в історичний музей. Це останній навчальний день перед літніми канікулами. Однокласники влаштовують святкову вечірку, але Ґоса на неї ніхто не запрошує. На наступний день хлопчик виявляє у дворі ожилу після потрапляння в неї блискавки мумію. Спочатку дитина лякається незваного гостя, але потім розуміє, що той є безпечним. Ґос дає мумії ім'я Думмі...
Думмі - Мумія (2014)
Dummy the Mummy
9 жовтня 2014 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 17 хв
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Сором'язливий 11-річний хлопчик Ґос живе разом зі своїм батьком-художником Класом в заміському будинку. Мати дитини недавно померла. Ґос відправляється на шкільну екскурсію в історичний музей. Це останній навчальний день перед літніми канікулами. Однокласники влаштовують святкову вечірку, але Ґоса на неї ніхто не запрошує. На наступний день хлопчик виявляє у дворі ожилу після потрапляння в неї блискавки мумію. Спочатку дитина лякається незваного гостя, але потім розуміє, що той є безпечним. Ґос дає мумії ім'я Думмі...
Сюжет (англ.)
A widower invites his children for a family weekend with the announcement that he has news. He is getting married with a 30 years younger woman. The children start the competition for heritage. What is more important: money or family?
Family Weekend (2016)
Family Weekend
12+
18 лютого 2016 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 24 хв
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A widower invites his children for a family weekend with the announcement that he has news. He is getting married with a 30 years younger woman. The children start the competition for heritage. What is more important: money or family?
Сюжет
Через шлюб батьків, що розпався, два брати, Джулс і Макс, домовилися ніколи не вплутуватися в серйозні стосунки з жінками. Вони ведуть розгульний спосіб життя, сплять щодня із різними дівчатами. Проте все змінюється, коли Джулс починає зустрічатися з Анною, а Макс закохується у неї.
Братани важливіше дівчат (2013)
Bros Before Hos
16+
5 грудня 2013 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 27 хв
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Через шлюб батьків, що розпався, два брати, Джулс і Макс, домовилися ніколи не вплутуватися в серйозні стосунки з жінками. Вони ведуть розгульний спосіб життя, сплять щодня із різними дівчатами. Проте все змінюється, коли Джулс починає зустрічатися з Анною, а Макс закохується у неї.
Сюжет
Sent to an English gigolo school, Deuce is thrilled to discover a secret society of man-whores ... who, unfortunately, are all being murdered.
Чоловік за викликом 2 (2005)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
16+
12 серпня 2005 (Світ)
США
1 год 23 хв
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Sent to an English gigolo school, Deuce is thrilled to discover a secret society of man-whores ... who, unfortunately, are all being murdered.
(укр. субтитри)
Сюжет (англ.)
A scamp with a heart of gold.
Peter Bell (2002)
Peter Bell
12+
17 листопада 2002 (Світ)
Нідерланди, Бельгія
1 год 50 хв
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A scamp with a heart of gold.
Сюжет (англ.)
The twinbrothers Sietse and Hielke Klinkhamer want to raise money for their ill friend, Marieke.
The Skippers of the Cameleon 2 (2005)
The Skippers of the Cameleon 2
29 червня 2005 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 45 хв
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The twinbrothers Sietse and Hielke Klinkhamer want to raise money for their ill friend, Marieke.
Сюжет (англ.)
In 1967 Buenos Aires, eight year old ValentÃn lives alone with his poor widowed paternal grandmother. He has not seen his mother since he was three. His grandmother tells him that his mother was unfaithful to his father. Regardless, ValentÃn still misses her. His womanizing father, Vincente, is on the most part absent as a traveling salesman, he who seems more concerned about his own fortunes than sending money home to take care of his mother and son. ValentÃn has dreams like most young boys, his primary one being to become an astronaut. He believes the work that he does building rocket models and space suits will assist the NASA space program, and he does whatever he can, such as walk around in heavy shoes to simulate zero gravity and hold his breath underwater, in his pursuit of becoming an astronaut, despite being slightly cross-eyed and near-sighted, which he believes will not hinder his chances. But without really realizing it, he wants more than anything to be part of a nuclear family, with his father at home and for his father to marry a pretty young woman he can call his mother. He believes Vincente's latest girlfriend, Leticia, is that woman. In the absence of a constant male influence at home, ValentÃn searches those out, whether it being his Uncle Chiche who is visiting from Ushuaia, or Rufo, the bohemian pianist who lives next door. ValentÃn tries to solve what he sees as the problems in his life to varying degrees of success, and comes to some new understandings which reconciles what he has been inadvertently told in the past and what he now sees in life.
Valentin (2002)
Valentin
12+
29 вересня 2002 (Світ)
Аргентина
1 год 26 хв
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In 1967 Buenos Aires, eight year old ValentÃn lives alone with his poor widowed paternal grandmother. He has not seen his mother since he was three. His grandmother tells him that his mother was unfaithful to his father. Regardless, ValentÃn still misses her. His womanizing father, Vincente, is on the most part absent as a traveling salesman, he who seems more concerned about his own fortunes than sending money home to take care of his mother and son. ValentÃn has dreams like most young boys, his primary one being to become an astronaut. He believes the work that he does building rocket models and space suits will assist the NASA space program, and he does whatever he can, such as walk around in heavy shoes to simulate zero gravity and hold his breath underwater, in his pursuit of becoming an astronaut, despite being slightly cross-eyed and near-sighted, which he believes will not hinder his chances. But without really realizing it, he wants more than anything to be part of a nuclear family, with his father at home and for his father to marry a pretty young woman he can call his mother. He believes Vincente's latest girlfriend, Leticia, is that woman. In the absence of a constant male influence at home, ValentÃn searches those out, whether it being his Uncle Chiche who is visiting from Ushuaia, or Rufo, the bohemian pianist who lives next door. ValentÃn tries to solve what he sees as the problems in his life to varying degrees of success, and comes to some new understandings which reconciles what he has been inadvertently told in the past and what he now sees in life.
Сюжет
Багатий архітектор Філіп Емменталь зі Швейцарії купує кілька ігрових салонів, розташованих у Кіото. Кермо влади закладами він віддає своєму трохи дивному синові Сторі. Незабаром помирає дружина багатія, і разом із сином вдівець обирає шлях духовних і еротичних пошуків. Так, його маєток у Женеві перетворюється на гарем, де не існує заборон.
8 з половиною жінок (1999)
8 ½ Women
16+
22 травня 1999 (Світ)
Велика Британія, Нідерланди, Люксембург, Німеччина
1 год 58 хв
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Багатий архітектор Філіп Емменталь зі Швейцарії купує кілька ігрових салонів, розташованих у Кіото. Кермо влади закладами він віддає своєму трохи дивному синові Сторі. Незабаром помирає дружина багатія, і разом із сином вдівець обирає шлях духовних і еротичних пошуків. Так, його маєток у Женеві перетворюється на гарем, де не існує заборон.
Сюжет (англ.)
A bunch of graduates go out sailing to visit a secret Full Moon Party. Hans Nijboer also tries to get his brother Ties back home to work in the family business. Ties has other plans, he wants to become a singer.
Full Moon Party (2002)
Full Moon Party
10 жовтня 2002 (Світ)
Нідерланди, Іспанія
1 год 40 хв
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A bunch of graduates go out sailing to visit a secret Full Moon Party. Hans Nijboer also tries to get his brother Ties back home to work in the family business. Ties has other plans, he wants to become a singer.
Сюжет (англ.)
The relationship of four old college friends in trouble is renewed when they get dependent on each other. Pieter doesn't want to give back eight valuable paintings he took from the art depot of the municipality for each year as a birthday present. To help him, he requests the help from Tom, once a lawyer, but now a drug addict. Politician Joep, quarrelling with his wife and in the race for becoming a member of the Dutch cabinet, is hiding at Pieter's place. Joep's daughter is actress in a play of stage director Maarten. Secretly Maarten is having sex with her and he is looking for an opportunity to tell. For some time the friendship of the four is revived, but are they willing to go through fire and water for one another?
Cloaca (2003)
Cloaca
18+
23 жовтня 2003 (Світ)
Нідерланди
1 год 48 хв
Читати опис (англ.)
The relationship of four old college friends in trouble is renewed when they get dependent on each other. Pieter doesn't want to give back eight valuable paintings he took from the art depot of the municipality for each year as a birthday present. To help him, he requests the help from Tom, once a lawyer, but now a drug addict. Politician Joep, quarrelling with his wife and in the race for becoming a member of the Dutch cabinet, is hiding at Pieter's place. Joep's daughter is actress in a play of stage director Maarten. Secretly Maarten is having sex with her and he is looking for an opportunity to tell. For some time the friendship of the four is revived, but are they willing to go through fire and water for one another?
Сюжет (англ.)
Najib Amhalli returns on stage in his sold-out program Most Wanted. And talks about his origins, slums and cultural clashes.
Najib Amhali: Most Wanted (2005)
Najib Amhali: Most Wanted
27 грудня 2005 (Світ)
Нідерланди
2 год 10 хв
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Najib Amhalli returns on stage in his sold-out program Most Wanted. And talks about his origins, slums and cultural clashes.Фільтр
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